Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize