I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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