She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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