So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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