So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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