god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Randomize
