dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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