"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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