I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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