Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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