I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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