People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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