i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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