wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
That's when you crack a 10am beer
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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