im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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