they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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