I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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