i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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