eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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