Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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