Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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