you have to choose: penises or morals?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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