you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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