It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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