I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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