remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Shame is for Republicans.
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