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I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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