high people should be assigned attendants
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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