I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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