I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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