Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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