I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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