i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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