Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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