Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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