nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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