I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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