no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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