Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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