I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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