Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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