what if I'm pregnant?
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its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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