She's JV to your varsity
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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