whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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