I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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