If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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