Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
