is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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