i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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