# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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