You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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