Its about making memories worth repressing
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
