They should really pass out barf bags in church
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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